Look for a flaming sword, idiot! When the OGs got the boot the entrance was guarded by a flaming sword. Shouldn't be too hard to find.
Was Jesus running a Bernie Madoff Pyramid scheme of popularity, "The greatest con ever"?
OR was Jesus way cool!
P.S. What if Jesus had a twin who took the fall on the cross and then had help moving the rock and came out of the cave like..."YOYOYO!"? Just a thought.